Friday was to be our last day driving through Transylvania,
and our plans were rather modest. We
wanted to find the nearby village of Sighisoara, tour there a bit, and then
return to Cluj by 5 p.m. We’d hand
back the shiny red car to Daniel our car rental agent, and then – okay, this was my
unspoken plan, one I hadn’t shared with my calmer, irreligious partner – I’d let
out my breath in relief at being safe and sound, and fall on my knees at the
nearest cathedral. We loaded the car and went merrily on our way.
Sighisoara photo from a website promoting monastery life |
We chose to stop in Sighisoara because it is a UNESCO world
heritage site, so chosen for this august distinction because it is a village on
the top of a steep hill surrounded by 16th century walls – they call
it a citadel – and in it are all these equally old and charming buildings,
towers, town squares, and so on. Were
you to be flying through the air like a carefree stork, you can see from this photo how Sighisoara
appears from afar. We
drove up the cobblestone road to the citadel walls, squeezed through a narrow
archway, and on the other side was a charming late medieval tourist trap full
of souvenir booths. Everybody wants to
see this place because it is so beautiful and well-preserved. Let’s not forget to mention that Sighisoara
can boast of being the birthplace of Vlad the Impaler, the creep who was immoralized as Count Dracula. On the
car ride to the town I read about the horribly sadistic real acts of Vlad, and
it still puzzles me why this is such a draw to people. But Sighisoara is gorgeous when you peer over the teeming hoards of
visitors, for you can see picturesque scenes of the town square, wiggly narrow
streets, colorful buildings, and a view toward the cathedral and school
buildings that sit even higher up the hill.
normal Sighisoara |
a passive-aggressive fish-eyed photo |
the well-dressed tourist |
always a teacher |
gypsy king's house |
Time to go back to Cluj. We drove down the hill to the main road, once
again encountering road work, once again establishing ourselves as the
slowest-moving car in Romania. We passed
a memorable site, a house, all bright and glittering in the sun, unlike any
other structures we’d seen. Lucyna surmised
that it must be the house of the leader of a gypsy clan, and sure enough a man
guarding the front door came lurching toward us when he saw my pointing camera.
Lucyna managed to press down the gas
pedal without hesitating to ponder how to change gears, and so we got away in
time.
Nevertheless, a different authority put a shocking halt to our car a
few miles later. To our astonishment,
the police waved us over for speeding. “Radar – 81 km per hour,” the man in blue
said. That's 50 mph, according to my
handy dandy cell phone conversion program.
Frankly, I was amazed that we had reached that speed. But we had been going down a long hill, and four
other hapless drivers were pulled over right in front of us, the same cars that
had zipped past us, so it was clear that we had all gotten caught in a speed
trap.
The last part of our road trip was less costly but even more harrowing: the drive into Cluj, that city full of cars zipping around one-way poorly marked streets divided by confusing round-abouts. At every intersection, Lucyna asked me which of the three options she should take, and I frantically tried to match the street markings with the map. Good thing we could see, miles away, the central cathedral in the middle of the town square, and we remembered that because every single vehicle that enters the town zooms by Hotel Melody, it would be inevitable that we’d get there, too. As we neared, Lucyna wisely ignored my ambitious but highly unrealistic driving suggestions of stopping by the side of the street – surely we would have been mashed to bits.
Instead, she coolly steered us to the parking area next to the cathedral in the midst of the Cluj town square. How convenient for my plan to fall into worshipful thanks! But no, although I let out a big sigh of
relief, the sight of an actual cathedral dampened my religious fervor, and I
called the car rental agent instead. He
arrived a few minutes later and drove us to the hotel we would be staying at
for the next two nights, Hotel Central.
countryside full of hidden snares |
The policeman listened patiently when
Lucyna explained our experience of being the foreign tortoise pressed from behind
by the Romanian elephants. Although he seemed a bit sheepish after hearing
her story and looking us over, he did, after all, have a quota to meet. While he filled out about 5 different papers
in triplicate, we sat and tried to keep our exclamations of incredulity quiet
so we wouldn’t be thrown into a Romanian jail.
I called Daniel and told him we’d be late, and we agreed to meet next to
Hotel Melody where we’d originally picked up the car. After making our 210 lei donation to the
Romanian state, we drove away in freedom.
For a few minutes Lucyna actually followed the posted speed limit (30
kph = 18 mph), causing a great deal of distress in the drivers behind us and
not a little terror in me that they’d roll right over us in frustration.
The last part of our road trip was less costly but even more harrowing: the drive into Cluj, that city full of cars zipping around one-way poorly marked streets divided by confusing round-abouts. At every intersection, Lucyna asked me which of the three options she should take, and I frantically tried to match the street markings with the map. Good thing we could see, miles away, the central cathedral in the middle of the town square, and we remembered that because every single vehicle that enters the town zooms by Hotel Melody, it would be inevitable that we’d get there, too. As we neared, Lucyna wisely ignored my ambitious but highly unrealistic driving suggestions of stopping by the side of the street – surely we would have been mashed to bits.
Cluj cathedral from the square edge |
This new place was a vast improvement over Hotel Melody. On a quiet street, each room looked out on a
leafy tree. Every room had a separate
air conditioner that was controlled by a remote, and the desk clerks were very
nice. We showered and got dressed
for dinner. Lucyna nearly fainted when I
appeared without my t-shirt and capris.
In honor of Shabbat I wore tailored long pants and a cream-colored
jacket. “Butch and femme,” I thought,
when she walked into my room with her pretty top, twirly skirt, and
necklace. It seemed like a good idea at
the time to eat dinner at Cafe Andalusa, the place we had dined our first
night in Cluj, until I heard again those
two Romanian folk songs that continued to play unremittingly through the
meal. But there was that little glass of
vodka, and this time I managed to get it all down. I got back to the hotel room, changed into my PJs,
and exhausted from the day, I slept so soundly that I didn't even hear the
thunderstorm that crashed through the night.